I’m not one to publicly discuss medical issues, but this one is just begging to be shared.
After a few nights out with friends in the frigid DC air, I flew back to Dallas to discover my skin so dry it was almost unbearable. The following morning, I awoke to a swollen face and throbbing hands. I immediately booked an appointment with a highly-recommended dermatologist, who showed up in the examination room wearing an outfit identical to this:
(That’s Dallas for you.)
Her diagnosis: I am allergic to the cold. THIS IS REAL.
Can I please get a doctor’s note for an early retirement on a tropical island?